It's a major MaxFun crossover episode as Dave, Dez, and Chris welcome comedy writer, author, and podcaster, Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go!) to The Dave Hill Goodtime Hour for delightful conversation and serious podcasting crossover action! Recorded live March 8, 2021.
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no you're an angel i said no really loud there i scared myself i don't know if that happens to you guys anyway hello and welcome to the dave hill good time hour with me dave hill from before hello hi how are you hello boy criminal chris back hey how's it going really great what is do you have background music on i do yeah what is that tonight it's uh isaac hayes hung up on camera here oh that's nice the usual things are heating up wade snook in the chat says i just squirted a little bit he did not do the super chat i just read it a random not super chat if you want if you want me to just jump right ahead we we do have the super not to get i shouldn't be talking about this super chat right i should just i haven't even finished asking new jersey chicken rancher des how are you doing doing great dave how are you well i'm glad you asked it's been a real roller coaster to ride with me uh today what's that that's what you were saying before i've gotten my in since the last show unless i talked about this on the last show but i don't think so i think it was since the last show i've gotten into two separate run-ins with the anti-masters like in person yes what was the location the same place both times not the uh the dipped destination no i was at the dip destination today i'm proud to say at the grocery store and thank god i was able to i'm i realize i'm getting a little better at like not getting worked up for extended periods because i did go to dip destination out here in ohio though i i am for real for real returning to new york soon i know you keep threatening and i have returned and then i came back here but i am for real for real coming back it may have been my last trip to destination where you can get as hinted in the name dips it's the only uh stand in the store that they went out of their way to make a special sign for and i applaud it but what happened so last week i went to the post office to mail a few things which is i guess redundant i guess you could do other things at the post office but get a money order yeah many things but so i'll go to the post office you know and i'm i'm a pretty cautious uh pandemic guy um and so this it's tiny post office in this tiny little town of 3 000 people one person working the counter at a time that's all there is sometimes there's a second person in the back but that's about it and so this guy walks in and he's like kind of a big like bearded he could be like 55 or 75 he's just a big hairy blob and he checks his p.o box and he says hey i told you not to put any bills in here the humorous joke that i'm sure the front desk guy gets 70 000 times a day right so the guy the guy at the desk doesn't that that's pretty good i might start using that it's pretty strong you got to give it to him but so the guy threatened i think maybe chuckled politely i even gave it a little something and but it wasn't enough for the guy so he walks over in between me and the guy in the front you know at the register and he's like hey i told you not to put any bills in here at which point i backed away like an additional three feet so i would be six feet from him and he says woody is scared oh he's not wearing a mask i should have pointed this out it's not wearing a mask he says what are you scared and so i found that annoying aggressive yeah so i said no you should have a [ __ ] mask on i used the f word did you lean into it like you just did yeah i said it right like that pretty much all right that's true not exaggerating okay and so he says [ __ ] you and so i said and i'm sorry for the language i it basically uh went full-on uh nasty language back and forth uh this is a classy show so i won't tell you what i said to him and then i went back and forth an insult swear words insult and then he left and he was so mad he knocked on the glass to give me the finger again after he left and then i gave him the finger did you have gloves on was it like one of those weird awkward like yeah he had gloves on he did that's true he did weak finger so he was really pissed and i was just kind of you know i was pissed but whatever but then i just quickly went back to just being a mild-mannered guy which i normally am uh when i'm making basic transactions throughout the day though i did say to the front desk guy hey i did a little bit of that and then i went back to just being like okay thanks so i go back to the post office today less than a week later um there's a lot of anti-masters in new york sadly tracy dunbar says yeah matt arnold does the super chat but he doesn't say anything that's a power move um i think the the donation amount is the message oh okay uh normally i i'm trying not to read the donation amounts but let's be clear he did do 6.66 which is the um exact change of the beast um but uh so i go i go to the post office today and to uh renew my passport and then mail a package and this is was not a time to be getting in a fight because i realized like i don't want anyone screwing up with me sending my passport in i'm just trying to get a jump on it because i imagine i'll go back to being an international superstar you know soon and not that i stopped but see you see my point but my passport takes part i need to anyway so i go in there it's a different guy at the front desk and before there was a mask mandate i'm just working this story out for the mosque with it which is why i'm not sparing any detail and i'm gonna cry at some point um so this guy before there was a mask mandate he never wore they never wore masks the employees and then there was and then i only saw the other guy and he always had a mask on so anyway i hadn't seen this guy in a long time and he's behind the counter without a mask and they do have like a piece of plastic hanging it's not a wall it's just like a piece it's like a temporary thing that's just hanging so okay details um he doesn't have the mask and then i ask for an envelope he goes in the back i grab an envelope i'm filling it out figure oh he's gonna put a mask on when he comes back right and then he comes back and he doesn't have the mask on and i think he's 99.999 doing this on purpose and that was all it took for me to go like [ __ ] this guy so i was like hey can you uh put your mask on before you wait on me and he was all like shitty and eating green he's like nope uh i'm not i don't have to do that i mean the [ __ ] that double down on their behavior when you call them out on it oh yeah he was like he's like you can't tell me what to do i'm like i'm not telling you uh the governor of ohio mandated it i'm just [ __ ] telling you what the law is he's like nope i don't have to do it you can't make me do it and uh so he's like you don't know my hipaa status i don't have to tell you and uh he's like uh so then i'm like i'm like well give me a [ __ ] form to fill out this thing and i'm filling out this thing and he keeps he's like you don't even have to come in here you could be printing this all out at home you didn't have to come in here why are you even coming in here at which point i i raised my voice and i didn't use swears because i was like if i don't use swears everything's fine you could do whatever you want so i said look you need to shut up because i didn't ask you anything other than put a mask on and you were a dick about it so shut up nice i did say this this is the kind of you know you don't want to cross me in public and then so he kind of shut he shut up and then i went and uh and they we finished the transaction with no more and then he's like you can you can i was like i'm like what's your name and he told me his name and i was like i'm gonna take your picture and i report you and he's like fine so i said fine [ __ ] hated here anyway fine but um so he anyway he claims music look up hypocapnia that's what i have which is [ __ ] that's like people claiming that they're getting like too much carbon dioxide by wearing the mask which has been debunked already so um
anyway so [ __ ] this guy and um
and uh that's been that was my day so i uh reported him i took his i was gonna post his picture on instagram but i was like what's that gonna get me nothing other than me deleting it later feeling stupid um not stupid but i was just like you know what i got outside and i was like i gotta get to the dip destination i need to shake off all my anger and focus on craving like craving a dip destination like a i realized i was reading a book i believe it was the power of now and he talks about eckhart tolle talks about how ducks they get in fights and they shake it off just like taylor swift says they shake it off and i was like i need to shake this off because i'm going to be at the dip destination in about seven minutes so i went to the grocery store i called my sister just to like bounce this my uh this story she didn't think it was ready for the moth let me be clear i think when she was on it tonight
you know it has its moments oh um anyway blah blah blah so there we go those are my run-ins um and uh but i'm all by way of saying i'm excited to come back to new york and get into even more run-ins there i'm sure because there's more people to run into the number here we changed the number 201 584-7071 that's 201-584 that's 201-584-7071 i said it enough times it's getting ridiculous we have a great guest today tonight tonight today tonight um my dear friend jordan morris who is has a new comic book coming out called bubble based on his podcast with the same name he's also a co-host of jordan jess to go he's fabulous he'll be with us in a few minutes but um you can call us in the meantime and then call the whole time he's on just relentlessly it's 201 584 700 we have a new phone line by the way we have a new phone line i think we could we could take multiple calls we could pull we've got hold three calls on hold right now as we are are you serious that's insane as your story was unfolding the calls wait backing up we i really want now and now i really want to push we do have the super chat if you really want your your comment read right away i'm just going to pretend amy dahl did a super chat and so did you buy the dip yes i bought a medium salsa and i bought a hot salsa now listen i most times i prefer the hot salsa i go hard pretty much with all things and uh but you know sometimes sometimes uh the call is for medium so you know you go with it so yeah i did that and uh we got out of there
and uh here i am better than ever i showered for the first time in days fancy my hair is still damp let's take a call sure i'm gonna grab our guest
carl you're there i'm there oh it's elvira sounds like is it elvira no this is matt matt sorry it's matt matt where are you calling from
uh iowa city iowa but my old minneapolis uh uh area code maybe was throwing desert ah that's what it was oh so this is matt arnold of iowa city iowa right congratulations what happened what happened to our phone number uh chris took it away why wh now how will everyone we're getting some i'll complain to him momentarily about it 201 584 70 70 mad arnold what's happening out there in iowa city paint us a picture with words
well uh on the positive front i was able to drive out to uh less liberal parts of iowa to get my vaccination where there's a little bit of anti-vaxxer not leaving kovitz real but uh was able to uh just go through a drive-through uh vaccination oh nice kudos nice but i did and and the cop running the uh traffic i did appreciate that he didn't have a mask on as he was talking to people and waving people through to the vaccination event where you were encouraged to wear a mask that's uh but yeah that's that's not why i called so this is still you got everybody has a chance to back out this is this is following up on the medical story that i shared with chris and over the weekend that i almost shared last week but uh i don't know if this will derail the show we can we can i believe there's a statute of limitations but go ahead all right in in the spirit of this and also uh because it just might twist uh jimmy a little bit it does have to do with my walls but uh so the story was a few years back uh i got a vasectomy right love my kids but two's plenty this is all moving pretty fast infection
what's that this is all moving very fast where you got it you got a strange infection as a result of having had a vasectomy
right right uh yeah so the infection uh caused parts of my uh downtown real estate to swell sure yeah i have that copyrighted by the way
i'm sorry go ahead i interrupted you so yeah no so it required a minor medical procedure and my wife was out of town faithfully my parents were in town so that uh somebody could look after the kids went to the uh the er and had to go to emergency care where i was brought in and for context for folks that don't know the university of iowa hospitals and clinics as a teaching hospital so anytime something weird comes in the doctors love to just gather all the med students around to see what's going on so what ended up happening was i had to have two doctors and what felt like a dozen medical students watch as they drained a undisclosed amount of plus from my inflamed business district and uh as when i looked down their smoke rising because they had to cauterize the wound and then pack the wound with packing bandages and i i never knew what that was like so uh the uh what happened was then i got they asked me if i was comfortable changing my own bandages so i said yes i thought how hard could it be uh sent home as i'm taking a shower getting ready to read i'm just listening by the way continue
so uh it felt it felt like a magician's uh handkerchief trick as i was pulling the packed bandages out there was about three meters about or sorry about a meter about three feet of uh thank you for catering to our international listeners that i almost passed out there because now you got to put it is this working yeah well then you have to repack the words so then uh yeah and then then trying to stuff that back in and so again it it was no pink sock but there is my version of an injury that that took a few weeks to to recover and uh slowly pulling stuff out and stuffing it back in and i'm i'm sure on the internet i could have had a video channel that made a lot of money but uh it that story is now just everybody it's never too late um i have follow-up questions uh just out of medical interest um when you had to put the me the bandages back in or whatever was it the same ones or fresh ones
good good question yeah yeah i thought so uh wouldn't want folks to mishandle this if ever confronted with this common uh uh injury but yeah no it was fresh ones i so i i was sent home with uh lots and lots of uh bandages to stuff back in but i i thought i was after i almost passed out in the shower i thought i was going to cry when i saw just about how much i was going to have to stuff back in and that amount goes down each time but no now when now was when you say stuff in where were you stuffing it into the testicles bowls
i'm gonna like i don't know side tape like right where the scrotum is connecting to oh the pelvis uh it's still right in the no-no square but not detain
i know a guy i know a guy who that might have been easier at this point i know a guy who i'll just say it was mike watt from the minutemen because it's not a secret he's spoken about it very publicly he got an abscess in his perineum which is say a hole in his taint this was probably 20 years ago and he told me in great detail about a similar thing where he bad stuff basically what you said into his whole the hole that he had in his taint i'm not sure what this shows about honestly but i feel like uh we're headed somewhere um what if it's just gross medical procedures we've all had to deal with i don't know well um matt um how are you now
i don't mean that anyway i'm just asking about your
vasectomy free is that what you said are you okay yeah stuffy breed stuffing free oh it's stuffing as far as i know i mean uh physically well this profile encourages another question uh this is probably about six years ago man that's that's heavy and the the context here is this also happened uh my wife's a professor and her one of her really big academic conferences is this same time every year and they're like three years in a row where something just screwed up when i'm i'm home with the kids and this was the the biggest one was when she got back that i was able to tell her that we actually had i had emergency room pus drainage bandage stuffing incident that's love right there commitment well thank you for that matt i think we're getting this this show off to a strong start so i want to hear if georgetown rating spike bandaged ducking stories well thank you maybe we'll grab these quick calls and then we'll bring jordan on see if he's had any uh uh invasive procedures
all right all right gentlemen keep it clean downstairs
thank you for your super chat
why the super chat's been a little quiet tonight so far yeah what is it what was it just crazed last week people are making that hot super it was that new super chat smell everyone was really into it i know everyone was all about the super chat jessica kai bell speaking of super chat she's super chatted i love how dave is a toastmaster in two ways be hard-pressed to find another person with his claim to fame however dubious wait what is the other toast
i don't know i don't understand i'm confused i got another call okay let's do it maybe that maybe it's hard to clarify call you there
uh yes i think so who's oh my gosh it's an actual woman
hello yes hi who's calling yeah i don't have a testicle story for you i'm sorry it's more than okay very grateful thank you
who's calling and where are you coming from uh this is megan in orlando oh beautiful this time of year
what's happening what's happening megan uh not too much i've um been pretty excited about this uh netflix movie that's gonna be coming out soon it's about uh church camp i know that uh jordan's been to uh was a part of some sort of cool church in orange county and i was wondering if he had any uh church camp stories but if any of y'all have done that i don't know any of y'all's stories no to uh jewish uh jewish sleep away camp you're a jewish christian i'm not now that's that's the thing i'm not jewish oh i didn't think you were but i went to a jewish slave away that's okay i i went to a catholic sleep away camp um when i was six years old which strikes me as really young to send a little dave hill away to sleep over camp there used to maybe there still is in ohio there was a thing called cat cyo catholic youth organization which sounds like some sort of fascist thing um what's that it didn't quite hold up well yeah and kath and so um i went to overnight camp when i was six and i was just terribly homesick the whole time and cried for a week and then the next summer my parents were taking all the kids to camp and then they took little seven-year-old day phil to camp and they're like let's just take you to camp and you can play all day with the kids and at the end when the parents are supposed to leave you can decide whether you're gonna stay or not and i knew the whole time i was like it's no [ __ ] way i'm staying at this camp again that was horrible i'm not doing it so i played all day joined in all the games had tons of fun and then my parents like okay dave that seems like you're having a good time we're gonna leave you at camp and of course i'm not realizing you know my parents are like oh my gosh we're finally gonna have a break from these five kids for a week it's gonna be amazing and i was like no it's cool i'll head back with you guys now and they're like you [ __ ] so anyway that's my that's my long answer megan um did you go to a camp
um yeah i did like a few retreats and mission trips and whatever um when i was in middle school like the first time that i was away from home for any amount of time i went up to west virginia and um they had us all sleep in a barn so it was like freezing cold in the early morning because there's no like insulation or anything it's just a bunch of two-by-fours with the huge gaps in them and then i got a horrible cold and everyone's very passive aggressive but uh yeah and then do you have to like precilitize and stuff take it to the streets what happened do you have to like on the mission like what are you you're out there like we were just um we were helping like elderly people like with their houses like with small things gross for their wheelchair and stuff you were doing nice things
was that like the antioch trip everybody was just always doing going to antioch antioch antioch yeah that sounds like a good thing yeah that's what i think that's sounds similar i didn't go myself is that how you say it precilitizing or is it prostheticizing proselytize i think i would go let's get let's get various opinions bless jordan he'll know he's smart i'm i learned everything i know on the streets yelling at people at the post office we should get jordan on the program let's do it let's do it thank you megan please call back with your questions for jordan as well
do we have another call on hold it's just that it's not pushing uh we do should we grab it real quick just for uh for closure real quick yeah before we bring it i guess not
call you there hey you're fine folks how are you holding up oh my god that's elvira yeah unmistakable oh we could have so close to just grabbing jordan and not taking this you're what my love for stuffing has been shaken how so is that all you talking about the food item or well just in relation to the uh earlier call about putting the stuffing back in um let me be clear uh no one's no one's calling matt arnold uh sicko or anything like that that's not what's happening but i will say that he's been waiting to tell that story for roughly a week and that concerns me uh for many reasons but though i'm also at the same time grateful um but uh well
i'm sorry i think you you know we'll we'll sort it out if you have any uh invasive seizure stories you'd like to call back and tell jordan in a little bit that would be great well i am a cyborg and i do have to put on new sensors and like inputs and i had my six-year-old daughter watch as they kind of go in and part of it involves like a five inch needle okay i'm uncomfortable now that's my daily but that's my daily life you know it's easier than pricking my finger 15 times a day so no follow-up questions
i often call as i have ideas for how we can do things better when we get back to normal you know whatever that is i already called about the uh the uh blockchain ticket seats to get the ticket masters out of the way but what i want to talk to you because you're one of the few people that can under appreciate this is sound checks because i think we do them backwards because you go into it do a sound check and they always start with drums and drums are the loudest thing on stage they're used to communicate information over vast distances while people are at war and we set we so we have people with fresh ears coming in and they go okay everybody wants a little bit of drums so you already got loud drums on there and the last thing that they put on there is vocals now when i go and see a show if i can't understand the vocals i get really frustrated and so what i look at okay in summation though what's your point
uh do the other instruments and then add drums in last so you have a lower just sound floor on stage and a better sound for the audience why would you set the floor last you just said it yourself why would you set the floor you're not going to build the house and put the floor in last man this is like when people say they don't like pedal talk now i get it because i don't like this sound check talk i vote no sound checks line checks only all right we got to get jordan here but call back and we'll we'll get into this further all right yeah and i also say i have to say jessica bell says later man thank you elvira why does chris think he was getting trolled on social media jessica what does that mean well i mean i know what trolling is but do you ever just like search for negative comments about yourself like you ever just like type your name and like for negative comments about myself just like you ever just like google like dave hill sucks no yeah well every now and then i just why would i do that there's a voice in my head that tells me that all day long i think it's the voice in my head that tells me to assert like someone somewhere has written chris kurzbek sucks i was like i'll just search for it you know periodically and eventually i will find this comment um you know someone wrote anonymously anonymously that i sucked so i searched for chris gersberg sucks on reddit the other day and saw zero results so i posted the screenshot on twitter which then led to people actually commenting that i suck well but that's out of love as you know oh yeah yeah i well i think it ended well but it started off unhealthy but i'm glad where it landed let's bring our guests on alright let's do it ladies and gentlemen i've known this man for many years maybe since the beginning of my time in show business he is a comedian he's a writer he's he's a podcaster he's a handsome man he's the co-host of jordan jesse go also on the maximum fund this is a major crossover event by the way maximum fun network and creator um of bubble uh narrative podcast if i'm if that's the right word it's the story it's you well you see my point cereal i had it kind of bad with words oh i hate myself um and he has a new comic book inspired by the podcast bubble is this the best intro i've ever done on the show no questions you had to say yeah i just you know i like him so i want to just give him a good plus now we're nine minutes late bringing him on oh hey myself ladies and gentlemen he's in los angeles california please put your hands together for mr jordan morris there he is hey dave i'm not uh i'm not quite ready yet could you stretch with the intro just a little oh yeah more minutes so maybe talk about some random
no that was really nice thank you it's nice nice of you to say all those things and it's nice of you to have me on your great show thank you for for coming on the program it's great to see you yeah i'm happy to do it you um i this is this is only because i i've i've seen your looks many over the years you you have a very sunny california hairdo that i have not seen before am i wrong about that no you're not uh and let me explain it i am i i am not frosting my tips okay people ask me that and i uh get insulted maybe i shouldn't um maybe it's a little residual like being self-conscious growing up in orange county where people like maybe just assume i'm a you know mark mcgrath type
far from it uh no so i you know i i typically have a have a chestnut brown hair yeah i was gonna say chestnut brown chestnut brown sure i think we can all agree it's chestnut brown typically um but i've been uh doing like a swim a swim class a swim team and at an outdoor pool so the chlorine plus the sunshine is giving me these mcgraths all throughout my hair um and yeah i know this is some people will be listening to this as opposed to watching and i i could probably describe my hair now as like an anime character powering up like that's my i think that's about right it you know and i'm glad you explained it because i didn't want to speculate but i was like i feel like chlorine might be at play but you've explained it perfectly and it's exactly and it looks great i love it nice of you to say yeah i feel a little self-conscious about it i think it's a little i think i look a little bit like a an insano but um no it's it's a man it looks like a man with a life well lived that's what i see a man who can who can go into a chlorinated pool yeah i mean i can tell you the last uh time i've been fully submerged in water even yeah wow it's been a while huh um it's been some time jessica kybel i've been trying to keep up with the super chat we're just uh she says dave needs a whip for all the self flagellation i i could maybe i could maybe cut it in half the self flagellation we'll see keep those super chats coming and i'll do it dave i don't know what a super chat is what is what's the difference between a chat and a super chat i just learned about it uh from chris who knows way more about the internet than i do and we just got it enabled last week um because i got seven subscribers on my channel once you pass six subscribers no uh something it's it once you get past the certain basically people can pay some amount of money i don't know how that works and then their comment becomes uh like highlighted highlighted and fancy and you can't possibly ignore it again i don't know a ton about the internet but i think dave i think you've started and only fans i think that's what this is i believe i you know i think i'm gonna have to start posting some saucy photos in your underwear i think that's that's where we're at right now if i could thread the needle on it and do it in a way that was like ironic but deliver on the sexy promise right right yeah maybe i don't think i have the skills to do it disagree disagree are guys making a living on only fans too i mean like is that the idea like you post photos of yourself in your underwear and people pay to see him uh i'm gonna let jordan take that one yeah i mean i think that's that's what only fans is it's a like it's a it's a social network type thing but it allows for adult content or more mature content so if you're you know someone who wants to who can provide that content uh that's where you are instead of a twitter or an instagram which uh doesn't like nips doesn't like dongers doesn't like um taints with holes in them yeah but but do you have to show naughty parts to be on only fans like do they do the only phones are there nipple requirements i don't yeah yeah that's a great question they're like put some nipples in this photo or we're taking it down that's what i'm wondering like is it and then this is you know don't ask me how i know this but i heard of a guy who tried to sign up for just to see what it was innocently sure we all want to try and i know a guy innocently just trying to say what is this i have to he had to see and he put it on his card i gotta see what all my friends are jacking off to and the bank the bank flagged it and he had to call the bank and explain that and in fact was him right uh and uh so he said he i'm out i'm not doing this anymore because i've been humiliated that's pretty embarrassing by a stranger somewhere else um yeah so that's a concern but um yeah i i i you know because i i you know if someone wanted to see my uh doughy uh goods not junk i'm you know you know just saying like a little maybe some pecs yeah impactful dudes yes there's some tasteful just europe something very like to show off my french side i would do it but i don't know um but enough about me and my uh desires to exploit myself however i can um congr jordan yes dave you have a new we have you have two you you have two podcasts on on the maximum fun network i do yes uh one of them jordan jesse go a legendary long-running absolutely uh very influential yes uh in a velvet underground like way a lot of people say a lot of people say it's velvet underground podcasts yeah yeah um just all these people say that like all the time they just keep saying it it's really weird um yeah so jordan jesse go and then a couple years ago i did bubble which is a i think you described it well it's a serialized scripted uh podcast it's a sci-fi comedy um yeah and then we did that a couple years ago and now uh the comic book version of bubble is coming out in july and we're uh flogging people to pre-order it so yeah it's it's uh coming out soon and it's it's amazing i uh because i have connections and also asked uh jordan to send it to me i've seen some pages digitally yes um and it's amazing it looks it looks so great i know as a huge comic book fan and a fan of illustration in general uh i was very excited by it and i'm excited thanks we got a just a real a real uh a real comics pro did the did the art and also i should say uh helped a lot with uh the story and the dialogue uh the guy's name is tony cliff uh lovely canadian gentleman uh who does the delilah dirk series of comics uh which are awesome people should check those out appropriate for kids they're great um so yeah he i was like a fan of his and the publisher you know when we were talking about who would draw it um i'm like can we get someone who draws like tony cliff and then she came back a couple days later and she says tony cliff will do it so it was just a great like oh wow i just picked him i just pulled his name out because i'm a fan of him and uh he actually said he would do it which is awesome uh oh and i should say i co-wrote the script with uh sarah morgan who i think you've met a couple of times yeah a comedy writer from the uk so she uh did a lot of great work on the podcast so i thought it'd be fun to do the comic book with her so yeah that was that was the team that's amazing and and so when how's so people can pre-order it now i believe there's a there's a link in the chat now oh that you cannot go pre-order it yeah it's i'm learning a lot of stuff about publishing that i didn't know and as as a as a published person i guess uh you can back me up in that uh i guess pre-orders are like huge for books like it really makes a difference if people pre-order it versus just going to the store and buying it it's yeah because it all it's like a uh it all hits on the the week of release as as a sale for that first week so you can you can have like a uh you can hit the charts if if people would just listen and pre-order it they would just pre-order it don't don't oh i mean you know i want to wait i'm going to wait and buy it in store several months after it's out i feel like that's the best way to support you no that is um a nightmare for the author um so everyone pre-order it yeah because then it's like blammo it comes out and then you've got a bestseller on your hands and which will propel propel it even further sure yeah no we're looking for a blammo definitely uh so dave i guess i didn't know you were a comic book fan until you mentioned it just now i am i mean i that's i'm really setting myself up to be exposed as not a comic book fan because if you be like what are your favorite comics i i'm uh i'm more more comics in the broad sense like uh there's artists i like peter peter bagg oh yeah daniel klaus um los hernandez brothers um a lot of like the phantographic stuff yeah that's right and
um what have i seen lately but anyway all by way of saying i've named three names i sound incredible those are three very credible names completely believable but no actually i'm this this feeling that you're feeling right now is something that i am dealing with um you know anticipating kind of going out and doing stuff for the comic book because like part of it will be people asking me oh what comics do you like and i'm i am i am terrified of deep cut comics people tearing me a new one because i don't say the right things yeah and you know it's just uh yeah it can be but i i'm uh i'm actually not i know it's just but those guys i mentioned and then like r crom and s clay wilson and all these people i actually in another time like right right when i was out of school i was like i want to be like i want to do graphic novels that was my game plan to get super rich yeah um and i was i started i went to fordham university in the bronx for i didn't study art there and then afterwards i started studying art like just taking classes into like learning the panels and all that and um and then but i was a rocker as everyone knows and then the rock just came and just steamrolled it and then i just started rocking and i got way off course but all by way of saying hold it you can't hold a pencil with the same fingers you're using to shred exactly so i kind of got away from it um but all by way of saying i still uh i get very excited uh by it and uh and so when you send it to me today i'm and i'm really looking forward to seeing the uh the physical copy which everyone should why don't we someone's mentioned the dave hill effect let's prove uh wade snook says and this is he is not super chatted this so i feel no obligation to read it out loud but i will get ready to feel the dave hill effect trademark comma jordan exclamation point everyone everyone go do it it's super cool the thing also if i may you may the cool thing about this book even though i have only seen it in digital form but i i have no reason to believe unless you're going to change all the illustrations on me before publication would be a weird 11th hour move yeah and we're just like prank to play on you do a whole fake comic book just to send to you so you don't seem like you don't know what you're talking about it would be so strange but it's beautiful and you can unlike uh books uh non non-comic books non-graphic novels i guess what i'm just i'm describing books with just words um you can put this on your coffee table when you're not reading and just marvel at the illustrations but um and that's this is i'm just telling you that's bonus content because the writing is great and that's come for the writing stay for the illustrations is my point yeah i don't know if i'm i might be hurting you by now with this no this is great the the the the hill bumps coming i can feel it um yeah no actually that's kind of something i like about comics too is that um something i kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of wait did we did you guys get stuck in that loop first yeah yeah yeah i uh muted him because it oh is he back i think so jordan can you talk now [ __ ] talking i think oh something happened technical situation ah please standing by accord i think it's working now jessica kybel says and i don't know if jordan can hear this
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he's booting a situation oh i see okay he needs to connect we'll get this sorted and chris will just put in some action music into the podcast version rebooting the world which comes out on friday oh yeah there we go oh yeah are there any calls on hold no not not at the moment the number is 201 584 584-7071 while we wait to sort out these technical oh i think he's back jordan you back i'm back yes i think i'm back oh he's back gosh amateur hour over here no problem it just went into this loop um i'm sorry you were you were saying oh yeah you recall i was saying something that i enjoy about comic slash graphic novels is that um it has the same effect of like you know when you like turn on the tv on sunday afternoon and you just like watch the middle 20 minutes of taken on fx yeah you can i i don't know i love that and i think that's something i kind of like about comics is i can just kind of like pick up my favorite comic and flip to a page and kind of remember like how i felt when i read it and you can kind of experience that little moment um in a way that i don't think i can do with other kinds of writing so yeah i don't know it has a real like comics have a real like i don't know i think they capture a feeling really well and i think you can kind of just like flip through them and kind of go on a little like journey with where you were when you were reading it so yeah absolutely and um and maybe maybe maybe this is breaking i don't know um a lot of a lot of i'm sure a lot of people know this but a lot of uh well obviously huge movies have been comic books but then like ghost world was an amazing comic first absolutely that's right adaptation too i think that movie like is a great version it's like yeah one of my favorite movies but then it's very different from the comic but it's they changed the ending which enraged me um and then what's it called wilson is it the one that then was a woody harrelson movie that was pretty good oh yeah i didn't see it but i i heard it was good american splendor was a great american splendor's great oh yeah harvey p carr being a clevelander i used to see harvey picard uh you know just running errands around where he lived in the next town over for me growing up um toby radloff maybe maybe this is ground you've covered on the show before but who are the because i do know harvey picard is like one of the most famous clevelanders you you of course um who are who are the most famous like non-sports clevelanders well you know it's a tricky thing because a lot of times people are given credit as being clevelanders when it's like people are always like now with coming to america out um chris was that you yeah sorry you're refined um people are like arsenio hall is from cleveland and i think he maybe was brief like lived for a couple weeks in cleveland but um drew carey of course okay fred willard is from shaker heights was from shaker heights um i believe uh martin mull um it's like a murderer's road this is like great yeah like and all from like you know to lump myself in with everyone away they're from the next town over and then i'm from the then and harvey pete cars the next town over from that uh who else um congressman ted liu or ted lou as most people come but i went to high school with him and i swear it's pronounced liu and but i have not talked to him in some time but i need to confirm with him um and who else people are saying paul newman on the chat oh from cleveland yeah my mom went on a date with paul newman nice oh yeah i mean i'm really uh it's one of those things where they may have just all been together in a group setting at a table the same and just over the years it's over the years in my mind it's turned into a date newman figured me behind a mulch basically she's it was it was a story she told every christmas gather round the whole family would gather around you'd hold your mugs of coco with two hands and yep hear that no paul newman's story all sorts of people there before we forget i i need to honor the super chat because it's uh it's super it's right there in the name jessica kybel says jordan who is publishing for you do you collaborate on anything i don't mean she's asking do you collaborate on anything meaning which aspect of bubble are you collaborating on or is she saying it like do you collaborate on anything as if can you be just talked into anything i don't know what the tone is on that question yeah i mean i think it i'll you know i'll just try and answer both questions it's like yeah i will collaborate on anything if you're down for anything uh my dms are open so just let me know what you have going on and i'll collaborate with you uh recipes quilts um yeah just anything so i'm down dm's are open uh yeah so the uh the publisher of bubble is uh called first second uh they do a lot of great books uh maybe another max fun and uh related book they do the adventure zone uh graphic novels which is uh the dnd podcast on maximum fun and uh yeah a lot a lot of great stuff they do um um what are some oh the delilah dark series which i mentioned and uh laura dean keeps breaking up with me which is a great comic dave that i think you would like i think it's very much in the vein of the like ghost world dan klaus um i won a bunch of awards last year great comic um anyway so yeah they do really like beautiful fun to look at books that i think would look nice on a coffee table and uh yeah so i definitely like they were very helpful because i'm like a you know i was very new to this so like not only did they like get me a great artist but i had a great uh editor named alison wilgus who is a comic comics writer herself she does the uh cronin series uh if anybody reads those um but she was really helpful in like understanding of me being like a total noob and like just explained terminology to me and was like a big help with story and stuff like that so yeah it was it was a real group effort i um yeah i think uh you know uh it does say created by jordan morris but it was a very like collaborative thing uh between sarah and tony and allison and uh you know got everybody who worked for the publisher it was a real a real group effort so yeah i i had a lot of awesome help and when will it when will it be officially out even though we want everyone to pre-order it now i almost don't want to say the official date just because people will no uh yeah july 13th so july 13th you can walk into a store and get it or you can go pick up your pre-order on july 13th so yes everyone pre-order it pre-order it it really makes a difference if you want i know we just said this but if you really want uh to support an author pre-order it don't and don't don't try to think about it like this is you know as an as a fellow author sure yes thank you uh and i'm grateful for any support then but people are always like hey uh where should i get it so the money goes right in your pocket dave like as if like there's ever a chance i'm i'm ever gonna recoup any of my book advances ever never i'm never going to um no but like it it doesn't matter is my my point my answer is always it does not matter just go buy it pre-order it yeah don't think about it well you see it when you see it's available get it and that will really help the author don't wait for some don't try to meet me behind uh a dumpster to sell you a copy person right yeah it's not a yeah it's not a cdr of your band yeah but um yeah so everyone everyone pre-order it now i really want uh the dave hill effect to happen i want i want your publisher to call you there it is hey oh cool that's awesome based on the smash hit podcast i mean look at that the cover alone is awesome yeah beautiful cover um yeah i mean obviously tony and natalie uh are great are pretty pretty killer at what they do uh yeah i'll i'll say a little bit about it it's a sci-fi comedy i think uh oh yeah we gotta get into this gotta it's uh maybe search party meets guardians of the galaxy if you can imagine such a thing it's these kind of goofy hipsters who have to fight monsters with a you know monster fighting app it's kind of a satire of the gig economy and how it's slowly killing us all so yeah yeah there we go um that was the cover it's amazing the the art is amazing the writing is amazing i i can't i get i'm if if everyone doesn't go pre-order this right now i'm gonna i'm gonna just i'm gonna stab uh i'm just picking a random person out of the chat all right who's
um and how how was it was it hard to to take the podcast and then to transition into a comic book form like because even like from a uh what little experience i have just to to go to thinking in terms of panels totally it turns your brain sideways yeah no uh yeah my brain was definitely sideways for a little while it was it was a challenge for sure because um you know the the podcast you know there's about you know four and a half hours of podcast there and um you know if we just cut and pasted it into the comic book script it would be a you know 900 page book so it was you know tonnage was just an issue so we like you know wanted to have some of the stuff that people liked from the podcast and some new stuff so we just kind of like worked a lot on streamlining the story and kind of made it a little bit more about the characters um and kind of their like you know little journeys that they're on as opposed to like bigger plot stuff and yeah and you know because an interesting thing so sarah who co-wrote it with me um we both have a lot of experience writing like late night like late night tv she's a you know variety sketch writer in the uk and i've done you know a lot of late night over here and um in that job you are um you're rewarded for pure pages you turn in like it's almost like not the quality of the jokes but can you turn in five pages of jokes by noon you know we kind of think like that of the how many jokes can we fit on this page and then it's an issue of like hey if you [ __ ] fill this page up with nine different jokes about how someone is boring they can't see the art so there was a little bit of a process of like okay how can we shorten this line how can we get the essence of the line in there make it funny but also make it short enough so it doesn't fill the entire page and it's no longer a comic book you know so we definitely did a little process of like once we got the very rough draft back of like just cutting lines we didn't need because we liked the art you know of like oh if we cut this line we get to see more of this building or more of this person's face so there was kind of an element of like there was a lot of slashing and burning um but i think it was all for the best i think it like you know it's weird i think you know writers typically don't uh don't like being edited you know they don't like saying make this shorter but like i think in this case the shortening really helped it like it really like i think started to sing in a way that it didn't before once we started kind of like just deciding what was really important and like making like like what was the difference between something that's really important and something that is just here because like you know it's the third dumb joke that made us laugh you know so anyway mm-hmm um i i think uh dez did are there some calls on hold you said yeah yeah dude are you happy to take some calls jordan i would love to take some calls now yeah i i with the caveat that they very well could be people randomly talking about surgical procedures we don't know yeah so what have we heard so far surgical procedure i have a hole in my taint um someone who has opinions on the order that bands should sound check their gear in yeah could have absolutely nothing to do with anything we've been discussing i would prefer it actually if these could be as random as possible i would prefer that they'd be totally random carl you're there uh i think so can you hear me yep who's this
oh it's it's megan from orlando again oh it's my oh man i'm there beautiful this time of year yes go ahead megan beautiful most times a year i'll be happy megan you can turn your computer down or whatever you're listening if you turn that down you won't have any delay
okay let me take you off speaker cool is this better yeah oh my gosh beautiful
yeah so um i don't know jordan did you hear earlier about uh church camp did you ever do that yeah so you were you were the one who was excited about the netflix church camp movie right yeah yeah yeah yeah so i was i as i mentioned grew up in orange county um uh at one point known for its uh beautiful beaches and chill vibes now it's known for uh the worst anti-massacres in the world uh who uh don't want their personal freedoms infringed upon um so yeah but uh so so a big thing in orange county when i grew up was the like hip youth group so it was like you know like a cool kid at your school would say like hey me and some other teens like we just get together in this building on sundays and we just talk about what it's like to be a teen and it's really fun sometimes we watch movies and they make it sound like not church you know um and it's always like a super cool like water polo guy doing this you know uh a guy who has intentionally frosted his hair to make it look like liquid and he's got the shell necklace yep yep you're absolutely yes he has a puka shell or what's the other one where they're like the littler fragments yeah he has a puka shell necklace yes you're absolutely right and uh yeah and then you're kind of like tricked into going to church and you know a 22 year old youth pastor with tattoo sleeves like plays a youtube song on his guitar um and so that's like yeah i always felt like youth pastors were so much older and so much wiser and then it's like oh you were like five years older than me in some cases yeah and they all still live with their parents yeah these are uh yeah youth pastors did seem like very very cool when you were 13 but um probably looking back they were probably uh dorks and losers anyway so you you did this when you were yes i was i was you know like and a big part of it for me was like they did in the like youth group room like on weekends they did punk shows so you could like you know go to like the basement of the church on like a friday night and see like the christian version of no effects you know like um or like the christian version of the mighty mighty boss tones like a band who kind of sounded like something you were into but just like we're singing about jesus yeah like the chorus comes and they're talking about doing something for him they're always talking about him yes yeah capital h wait wait a minute but they did a good job you know making the flyers kind of look like punk flyers and stuff like that so you could kind of like yeah so that was the vibe i never went to like a sleep away camp which i know was like huge in a place where a lot of like early fingering happened for people but like sure um yeah i never did the overnight camp i don't think that ever happened to my church but i mean no one would have told me i was kind of you know the good girl um yeah so i uh i didn't do any i didn't do any of that but i definitely like was in that world for a while and i definitely like like to look back on it and think what was that what was happening
that was where did you uh call her i'm sorry i forgot your name but i wanted to ask you man what what region did you do this in where did you grow up uh west palm okay so um
sorry oh i was just gonna ask what it was like was it like how like my experience was it or were there different like archetypes and stuff
um i mean i don't know like what kind of church you were at i was at a united methodist and it was not i mean it was like kind of cool quote-unquote insofar as like we had like a band that would play and it was kids from the church who who all got to play and then you know i'd have a crush on whoever was playing bass at the time but um yeah like we didn't have any like actual touring bands that would show up and perform concerts or anything like that so you never got to see like mxpx were they they're christian they are i think you don't know what mxpx went secular i think they changed the jesuses to um you know a girl's name and then uh-huh so yeah they were very like blink 182 sounding type band and they uh they i think what had some secular success but i think christians would like to tell you that like oh yeah those dudes are totally christian and like be a little smug about it they're ours yeah i would do that about like switch foot but that'd be about it which foot switch foot sure what's going to say isn't it i remember there being like a new metal band that was here
are they still christian is it who's who's keeping up with pod's career i believe they are because i believe i think they are because i've just some are over the years i've i my daily news sources are uh uh credible news sources and then like a quick lap around the metal websites and see what just for uh some just to kee i'd like to keep abreast of what's happening in the metal world just i feel like i should know just so if anyone asks i can talk about it you can be like oh yeah pods they're actually working hey dave you like metal are pod still christian i believe so i believe so okay i'll take your word for it i only ever had their first album
song on it
that that's before they sold out no i don't know i wouldn't know their music if it slapped me around yeah they actually sold they did they actually did uh drop the christianity in their second album just full of [ __ ] jams just oh [ __ ] james you got to you got it do you know if it doesn't work yeah they're still around they're still working okay we ran a check on it we ran a check on it in 2016 they did a a 42 city tour under the banner of make america rock again
okay yeah that's always the fun part about checking in back with like just an artist it's like oh they're megan now that's awesome all right
wow you want to hear who else was on that tour kinda yeah i could guess probably kurt cameron's metal band puddle mud
when fully maggy like uh oh yeah they're banned from like every social media for just being horrible huge on parlor though trapped they probably are they probably are fuel i i i weirdly found myself at a fuel concert in the last several years i went to see um monster magnet were you affected no i went to see monster magnet in new jersey at some festival i went with um friend and favorite caller bill dolan and uh we went out to new jersey and uh i saw jackal which i wasn't anticipating i saw jackal with a y yeah no all these bands were playing where you're just like what's happening anyway all by way of saying i've seen fuel i know what they're up to they're still at it um all right well thank you so much megan was there anything else you wanted to get up to uh jordan
i've been watching uh hgtv and i was wondering if you got approached to like do a on the couch thing on an hetv property what hgtv property would you choose that's a good question i don't know that i understand any of that i don't watch a lot of hgtv what is what isn't on the on an on the couch property so so like um some reality tv shows they'll just like have a comedian sit on a couch in front of a camera and then they'll like be like hey look at these [ __ ] the entire time oh i've done one of those i've done i've done one of those for the doctors oh what is that is that like a talking head type thing it's a it's it's weird it's a weird little format that that i think is is become more popular um so there's that daytime tv show i don't know if it's on anymore uh called the doctors i think it is i think it was at one point like a dr phil spin-off um whereas these medical experts uh some of them are hunky and you know it is on a very daytime tv talk show set and um you know and and then uh you know people ask the medical questions and blah blah blah blah it would be on like after ellen um if that gives you any context so yeah they sure they did a thing where they called in comedians where we just watched clips for for of them and then we're supposed to like quip so it was like um a uh um you know if best week ever if you remember that show david you've done it you have to have done a best week ever i was i played satan on one episode of best week ever but i was never uh i never uh i later did more of those shows it took me a while to sort of get the feel for uh how to do that because you have to talk about stuff it's a skill yeah totally because you have to talk about things you don't care about and um i didn't i took me in my early days of show business i didn't know how to do it and then it's you get better at it yeah but now they stopped doing it they don't really do it as much
um yeah it was an interesting experience because um you know it's daytime so everything was like had to be you know cleaner than cleaner than pg um so like i remember doing a couple of jokes where i'm like that looks like a certain part of a man's body she looks like she's ready for marital relations and just like delivering the lines like that it was yeah uh which i think maybe i should make it my humor style maybe it's weird that's that's basically the verbal equivalent of the only fans page i'm planning
to bring it back part of dave's body and if you like to see something
yeah maybe i'll go yeah hard fetish yeah only fans um do i think we have another call on hold do we no oh that's that wasn't me uh i didn't handle that well i wasn't trying to just cast away megan thank you megan yeah thanks
thanks guys bye thanks have a good night um is there a delay on the phone we can cut out this part later when i say is there a delay on the phones there's there might have been on her let's we got one more call you want to try that oh my gosh look at that one more love a call
oh this is could not possibly this is perfect uh jordan mvp caller the pride of merrickville ontario niels
niels what's going on hello yeah yeah it's us yeah it's not too much yeah i'm just uh i'm interested in uh dick and jordan's origins like how does one get involved in comic books like were you like enthralled as a child or is this just something you fell into later in life like come on baby like you've obviously got the spirit where did you when did you where do you put it uh first of all just want to start off neil great energy bringing just some stellar energy uh and i appreciate that um yeah i mean i you know i was a i was a kid who was into nerd stuff and you know when i you know went to the supermarket with my mom and was you know being a brat she would buy me a comic book to you know make me shut up and that kind of like started so just like seeing spider-man and superman comics and the supermarket check out which i don't think i don't think you can get them there anymore but um in my youth there was just a rack of comic books that you could uh you could kind of beg for as a kid so yeah pharmacies too pharmacies were big comic books yeah absolutely yeah um they're they're in i begin there and i begin because you're right it was like a smartest part of imagination like personified like it's just this fair you know like you said spider-man's on the rack yeah x-men what that what have you and uh you've maintained this and now i i don't know what your latest comic book's about i'm maybe you guys could uh illustrate that some but uh you you you've held on to this the whole time like was this always what you wanted to do or is this an offshoot now yeah no it is something i've always wanted to do and and uh you know i i've never been it's it's a tough thing to get into if you can't draw because you're basically saying i am good enough at this to where you should find someone else to draw my thing um which is uh um uh it makes you a tough sell you know i think a lot of people get into it drawing their own comics like they write the story and draw so you know someone's saying like i can't draw but this is good enough that you should hire someone to do it uh it's a it's a tough sell um so yeah i definitely took took uh took a run at pitching comics um maybe 10 years ago to crickets just to uh not even a form letter thank you for your submission just uh you know sending off comic ideas to contacts i got um who couldn't have cared less um so yeah it was definitely something i kind of tried at and then got a little bit discouraged um and then uh yeah once once we started releasing the bubble podcast then first second got in touch and said you know we think this would be a good story for comics are you interested uh and i could not have said yes fast enough so yeah it was one of those things where i kind of like thought it was a dream that would never come true but then it did so yeah it was really cool and it happened very nicely and organically yeah if if a nice lesson people can learn sometimes things just happen like if you you have like some sort of memory of like your first superhero or maybe super villain but like what is the original uh character that you ever drew oh uh so yeah so i'm i'm uh i i'm not a drawer but as far as like um characters i loved as a kid uh worlds wrote her conceived sorry i i
it's okay we yeah but as far as ones i loved as a kid uh i was a spider-man kid and uh maybe x-men a little bit too once i started to have like teen feelings x-men has a lot of teen feelings associated with it um so yeah those were those were my those were my faves i got into uh i started reading dc a little bit later but i was always kind of a marvel kid so yeah i definitely um uh am the target um late 30s dork for all these movies and tv shows that are coming out because i like remember all these characters from when i was a kid oh that must be helpful because i i'm i get lost yeah i can see how you would i can totally understand when i saw gardens that i've not seen i i'm remiss in nine that i have not seen guardians of the galaxy two even though my dear friend steve agee is in it oh yeah aj is great in this um so i'm due to see it uh but the first one i was like wait who's this this guy where's he coming from i thought he was the bad guy and then this other guy came from over here i remember i um i never like followed the harry potter books and somehow i forget how found myself watching the last harry potter movie without knowing anything about the world really and i was just like this is an art film to me like i don't understand any of this like this is like tetsuho the iron man like this is so like obtuse and i don't understand any of the rules so yeah i can see how if you're like not super into the lore going into those movies they like don't give a [ __ ] they're just like all right sorry oh you haven't been reading these for 40 years i don't know it's not our fault you're on your own yeah i feel better having it explained to me that way yeah you're fine i always just think i'm dumb no when i see movies i think i'm everyone knows what's happening i don't know everyone knows who groot is yeah no i thought groot i was just like oh they they just decided to have this guy yeah a little tree guy why not um we we just have a couple minutes jordan sorry dave what do you mean no go for it but um um jordan can you yell in a booming zeus voice your latest creation and why not why but just what it is like what's it called again like sure yeah attracting people like me yeah okay booming zeus voice booming zeus this is the perfect time for it boomings yeah no i love it i love this direction this is really good okay oh foolish mortals pre-order the bubble comic book it's a sci-fi comedy that will have you laughing and thrilling pre-order now wherever you get your books foolish mortals perfect how was that that's perfect shall be mated with a ram yeah i love it that's what's called bubble yeah yeah
how in the world did you call with all these like in-depth questions and then the most basic bit of information you somehow didn't have in your head
it's like watching a marvel movie some of it you catch some of what you do what's going on here i got so much going now i have i have two more questions i hope you guys don't mind make it quick though because we're out of time oh yeah yeah the time eh oh yeah the special time okay girl's back chris what's the t-shirt say uh which team which tank classic shirt nice i i've decided to cut all the sleeves off all of my uh shirts from that source
from that source hey if i'm just wondering like well chris i do have chicken questions but i can email you maybe if i ever get your email but dave um what do you think about uh when you see people driving all alone with a mask on their face oh i just think that what do i think i think that they're probably just like uh i'm gonna be jumping out of the car in a second anyway to uh and so they don't bother to take it off that's my thinking i don't think they're insane
i don't think yeah no that's exactly like oh sorry dude what was going on oh no that's all i had for that one i just think i think they're basically illustrating the fact that it's not it's not really that hard to wear a mask and you forget that you're even wearing it so they're just going about their lives and being like oh yeah um that's what i think um oh there's a super chat from elvira pinball comic book kung fu at pin tom bow.com i uh walked into that one i watched literally just gave him but you know he paid for it so there that's what i'm here for to give in but um we're we're we're two minutes over and something horrible will happen if we don't wrap things up so niels thanks for calling oh i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna wrap things up here all right uh gentlemen have a great night and thank you for letting me on um jordan i really look forward to checking out the stuff man that's awesome thanks dude yeah thanks for your thanks for your energy and uh and uh and your suggestions for voices to do that's yeah cool that was a good nice direction cool thank you niels thanks everyone all right you guys talk to you soon thank you for everyone uh thank you full first to jordan morris everyone go pre-order bubble wherever you get books and listen of course to the bubble podcast and jordan jesse go and uh thank you boy criminal chris gersberg thank you new jersey chicken rancher des yep uh jordan is there anything else marching orders for the people aside from pre-ordering no we've uh yeah i think we've uh we've flogged them with it enough i think they've uh they've hopefully got the message i feel like thank you thank you for letting me uh put the link in the chat one more time if anything nice the link is nice it's so easy could not be easier yeah no thank you so much this was a this was a total blast and yeah thanks for watching thank you thank you for doing it and uh thank you to everyone who joined us live and thanks for everyone listening in futuristic podcast format if you like to support this show and the incredible maximum fun network go to maximumfun.org join and um get in on the hot times we'll see you next time week show
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